Thursday, April 21, 2005
Who do I have to kill to ship a package?
I hate FedEx.* Their customer service number has a voice-activated menu, which sucks for someone like me who has a slight accent. Best part is, they only have about 8 options to choose from, none of which involve talking to a real person, so you have to say one of the things they want you to say.
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Could you repeat that?"
"Yeah, you bitch, 'cuz I have all day to sit here and do this."
Apparently, this is not one of the options.
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Could you repeat that?"
"&*^#$!%"
"I'm sorry, I didn't ...."
And it goes on and on and on.
* The pattern of hatred and anger evident in my posts may lead you to believe I'm a pretty aggressive person. Well, you're right. I took the Multidimensional Personality Questionnaire (MPQ) recently and scored slightly above average on aggression.
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Could you repeat that?"
"Yeah, you bitch, 'cuz I have all day to sit here and do this."
Apparently, this is not one of the options.
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Could you repeat that?"
"&*^#$!%"
"I'm sorry, I didn't ...."
And it goes on and on and on.
* The pattern of hatred and anger evident in my posts may lead you to believe I'm a pretty aggressive person. Well, you're right. I took the Multidimensional Personality Questionnaire (MPQ) recently and scored slightly above average on aggression.
